Dr Dave has his own unique slant on life. Asked what he would rescue first if his house was on fire:

"The Insurers phone number and a holiday brochure"

If you got an audition on The X Factor, who would you hit first?

"The tw*t who persuaded me to go on"

Must-have piece of kit?

"Mike stand beer glass holder"

Best ever music experience?

"Being on the same bill as Slade"

What body part would you happily dispense with?

"Judith Chalmer`s head"

Favourite web link?

" www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com "

Dr Dave has his own home recording studio where he spends long hours reading Jazz Magazines. He has self written and produced several albums.

He lists his hobbies as "looking in skips and waiting in telephone call centre queues" and can often be found frequenting the bassworld forums.

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